I Miss America

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By the time I was thirteen
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I started taking shape
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At eighteen I was so beautiful
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That the strangers started to gape


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They said "Enter the ultimate contest
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If you're as gorgeous as you seem"
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They said "Please, please, please, please
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Be our American dream."


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But late that night beneath the grieving moon
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There's a dazzling sight in my motel room
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For a grunting judge with his bulging eyes
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I give my all for his cherished prize
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Oh why
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oh why?


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I'm Miss America
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Crying on TV
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Silver clad in satin rags
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But everything's where it should be
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Oh say can you see, ah say can you see


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After they showed me the game ball
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They told me put on weight
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They told me I'd be powerful
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They told me I'd be great


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And my Uncle Sam he would coach me
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His helmet on my head
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And They said "Please, please, please, please
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Please win and beat the spread


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But the new game plan that the owners had made
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Meant that win or lose there would be a trade
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For the team's become a real gold mine
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And the kid's sold off for the bottom line
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Oh why
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oh why?


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Mr. America sweating on TV
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The winners joy from the battered boy
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For everything's where it should be
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Oh say can you see, ah say can you see


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At last we've come together
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Call it marriage or civil war
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If it brings us to battle babe
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It must be worth our fighting for


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Though today came up cloudy
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There will be other days
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They said "Please, please, please, please
Em
What else is there to say?"


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But in a plywood spread by a plastic stream
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And in separate beds with a borrowed dream
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And with questions wide and the silence deep
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We take two pills so at last we'll sleep
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Oh why
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oh why?


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Mr. and Mrs. America
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Our story's on TV
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Can you hear canned laughter
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For everything's where it should be
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Oh say can you see, ah say can you see.


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Well, my little boy he told me something
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Just the other night
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He whispered it as I kissed him
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Before I turned out the light


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And of course he said it simple
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As only children can
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He said "Daddy, daddy, daddy, please
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I'm ready to dream again"