I Can't Be In A Band With You Because You Like Epitaph

Poser likes to go shopping in the mall
to buy crappy music to add to the collection on his wall
but just like his paper route it's all the same
a life that's boring and tastes that are lame

Airwalk shoes
Baggy shorts
Baseball hats
Stupid dorks

Cesar thinks ? is the best
Even in the summer he's got that longsleeve shirt on his chest
He bases his life around his favorite disc "Suffer"
and he's fucking pissed he actually had to pay $ for gas huffer

Airwalk shoes
Baggy shorts
Baseball hats
I hate it all
It makes me
wanna
fuckin' smash my
stereo against the wall