Dq

  G#                E
I laughed when your dog died
      A               C
It is cruel, but it's true
        G#            E
Take me back, kiss my soft side
        A                         C                  E
Does he love me most now that his dog is toast? Ooh-ooh


[Pre-Chorus 1]
(Single Notes)

C                B            E
I'm with stupid, find me with this guy
G#                A            E
Colossal and he's caught in my hair tie
C               B             C#         B         D
Best is when he stays with me all night, all mine, big fight, soft side


[Verse 2]
(Strumming)

        G#           E
Blacked out with the beefcakes
       A              C
Siphon drool, just be cool
         G#           E
Lost the bet, won the sweepstakes
        A                     C                      E
Does he love me most? Maybe I don't come close, ooh-ooh


[Pre-Chorus 2]
(Single notes or strumming both work here)

C              B            E
I've been celebrating since Thursday
G#           A            E
I always get dumped on my birthday
C               B           C#
I'm the one who said in the first place
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B         D
Foreplay, okay, anyways! Woo!


[Solo]
E D x3
G# G


[Chorus]

E                 D
I'm four years above sixteen
  E                  D               E
I bounced so high, I peed the trampoline
               D
I'm too sad to be mean
G#               G                E       D
I'm gonna end up working at Dairy Queen


[Verse 3]

     G#           E
Gone south at the Safeway
        A                 C
Bark me through it, baby, prove it!
      G#                  E
I'm a mess, I mean in the best case
        A                     C                     E
Does he love me most? Maybe I don't come close, ooh-ooh


[Solo 2]
E D x3
G# G


[Chorus]

E                 D
I'm four years above sixteen
  E                  D               E
I bounced so high, I peed the trampoline
               D
I'm too sad to be mean
G#               G                E
I'm gonna end up working at Dairy Queen


[Breakdown]
(Single notes for the first line, strumming for the second)

E        D       C#     G
I'm four years above sixteen
  G#         A       D        D
I bounced so high, I peed the trampoline


[Otro]

E                 D
I'm four years above sixteen
  E                  D               E
I bounced so high, I peed the trampoline
               D
I'm too sad to be mean
G#               G                E
I'm gonna end up working at Dairy Queen
E                 D
I'm four years above sixteen
  E                  D               E
I bounced so high, I peed the trampoline
               D
I'm too sad to be mean
G#               G                E
I'm gonna end up working at Dairy Queen


[Solo]
E D x3
G# G
E D x3
G# G