Kiss My Ass

A

[Verse]
                       D
I ain't seen you around
                  A
In a long long time
                G
Why's that, I can't recall
                A
No reason to rhyme
                 D
Oh wait, yes I can
                      A
You never called me back
                    G                           A
You must've found another man to fall for your act
                     D
Now you're so friendly
              A
When you see me
               G
Sittin' up here at the bar
                 A
A keg deep in drinks
          G                   D          A
Now you really wanna know if you can join me

Nope

[Chorus]
          G
No, you can't sit here
          A
No, I'm drinkin' this beer
        D               G       A
'Cause you and all you done to me
          G                     A
Now you seem so sad, you say you missed me bad
                  D                   G     A
You think "well perfect" well honey I disagree
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          G                           A               G
Now you wanna share a glass girl you must be high on grass
A
You can kiss my ass

[Instrumental]
D, A

[Verse]
                   D
Maybe a little harsh
              A
Yes, I'll admit
             G
I took that just a little too far
                  A
But I couldn't resist
             D
Callin' ya out
             A
On your bulls**t
         G
Now will I be your friend'
                  A
No girl, not one bit
                 D
What's that I see'
                   A
Could that be a tear'
                G
Rollin' down your cheek
                 A
Ok baby, come here
             G           D           A
And you can join me for just one drink

Oh wait, no

[Chorus]
          G
No, you can't sit here
          A
No, I'm drinkin' this beer
        D               G       A
'Cause you and all you done to me
          G                     A
Now you seem so sad, you say you missed me bad
                  D                   G     A
You think "well perfect" well honey I disagree
          G                           A               G
Now you wanna share a glass girl you must be high on grass
A
You can kiss my ass

[Instrumental]
D, G, A

[Bridge]
     G               A            G
No, I ain't got no problems with him
               D
The problem's you
          G                 A
When you ask me how I've been

Honey ain't it clear'

[Other]
           G
Girl you can't sit here
          A
No, I'm drinkin' this beer
        D               G       A
'Cause you and all you done to me
          G                     A
Now you seem so sad, you say you missed me bad
                  D                   G     A
You think "well perfect" well honey I disagree
          G                           A               G
Now you wanna share a glass girl you must be high on grass
A                  D
You can kiss my ass