Gravity

Another day, another shirt
I never sleep, I only work
Where do I park, where do I park?
Don't ask me if I'm having fun, I am not
I'm only working part-time at the record shop
And my friends all call me Mr. Chocolate Croissant
And the weeks and the months pass, and nothing happens
I'm gonna sit up straight and chew

I hope you get the job, or not
Whatever you prefer
Go pet the dog, or not
Whatever you prefer
Go make new friends, or don't
Whatever you prefer
Gravity keeps pulling down on you either way

Another shoe, another service
A length of tape, a higher purpose
I took a test, for purity
I got the results, and they were negative
Now everybody's dog is going out for a walk
And the voters write in Mr. Chocolate Croissant
And the weeks and the months pass, and nothing happens
Good game good game good game good game

I hope you get the job, or not
Whatever you prefer
Go pet the dog, or not
Whatever you prefer
Go make new friends, or don't
Whatever you prefer
Or find true love
I hope you get the raise, or not
Whatever you prefer
Go cut your hair, or don't
Whatever you prefer
Go make new friends, or not
Whatever you prefer
Gravity keeps pulling down on you either way