F#m
Nice guys finish last,
       D
That's why I'll treat you like trash,
     A                       E
It's not what I really wanna do.
     F#m
But, you only date bad guys so,
D
I'll give it my best try to,
A                             E
Treat you the way you want me to.

Verse 1:
F#m
I never open a door, or pull out a chair.
D
You can tell me how your day was but I don't really care.
A
And if you ever get cold, you'll just have to hack it,
E
Cause I'd be cold too If I gave you my jacket.

Like WHOA, you ain't sittin up front,
Front is for the homies you can sit in the trunk.
I never answer my phone, whenever you call it
And when the waiter brings the bill I never reach for my wallet.

(Chorus)

Verse 2
And Imma BEAT you! At every competition.
Going out with the girls you better get my permission.
Wait no, I take that back, you can't go,
House is on tonight and that's my favorite show!
Do I look fat in this dress? Hell yeah you do!
Wait lemme speak your language Cows go Moo!
Mooo Moooo
Mooo MOOOO!

(Chorus)

BRIDGE
D            E                    A        F#m
But behind the scenes she means the world to me.
       D                   E              A
Wanna tell her that she's beautiful, and show her that she's loved.
         D             E           A           F#m
Hold her hand when she's scared, tell her how much I care...
     D                  Dm     E
But that won't win her heart BECAUSE....