Em      
Nice guys finish last,
C
That's why I'll treat you like trash,
G                            D
It's not what I really wanna do. But, 
Em
you only date bad guys so,
C
I'll give it my best try to,
G                             D
Treat you the way you want me to.


[Verse 1]

Em
I never open a door, 
or pull out a chair.
C
You can tell me how your day was 
but I don't really care.
G
And if you ever get cold, 
you'll just have to hack it,
D
Cause I'd be cold too
If I gave you my jacket.
Em
Like WHOA, you ain't sittin up front,
C
Front is for the homies you can sit in the trunk.
G
I never answer my phone,
Whenever you call it
D
And when the waiter brings the bill
I never reach for my wallet.


[Chorus]

Em      
Nice guys finish last,
C
That's why I'll treat you like trash,
G                            D
It's not what I really wanna do. But, 
Em
you only date bad guys so,
C
I'll give it my best try to,
G                             D
Treat you the way you want me to.


[Verse 2]
(same chords)

And Ima BEAT you!
At every competition.
Going out with the girls 
You better get my permission.
Wait no, i take that back, you can't go,
House is on tonight
And that's my favorite show!
Do I look fat in this dress?
Hell yeah you do!
Wait lemme speak your language
Cows go Moo!
Mooo Moooo Mooo MOOOO!


[Chorus]

Em      
Nice guys finish last,
C
That's why I'll treat you like trash,
G                            D
It's not what I really wanna do. But, 
Em
you only date bad guys so,
C
I'll give it my best try to,
G                             D
Treat you the way you want me to.


[Bridge]

C                D                    G       Em
But behind the scenes she means the world to me.
C                            D            G
Wanna tell her that she's beautiful, and show her that she's loved.
C                           D             G           Em
Hold her hand when she's scared, tell her how much I care...
C                             D
But that won't win her heart BECAUSE....