Mexican Thong Song

Oh my goodness I cannot believe this
Did you see that mayne?
Oh my god she got a thong on to the beach.
Baby with all that cellulite you got goin on down dere
You need to wear a beach blanket
Not a beach towel okay?

Oh that guts so scandalous
You know that girl can't handle it
Eating that twinkie like a big old witch
With a look in your eye like she want some fried fish
She like to eat at the buffet spot
She will eat everything even crumbs and drops
Macaroni and Cheese she ate the whole pot
She was eatin chalupa loca

She eat chicken by the truck truck truck
Hams like what what what
Baby tuck your gut gut gut
I think I sing it again
She eat chicken by the truck truck truck
Hams like what what what

All night long you never feed that thong
Oh baby look at that fat ass go blat bla blat blat blat
I hate it when your gut go bla bla bla blat
I hate it when your flap goes bla bla bla blat
I think you need to do some situps
Cuz that thong sure don't fit you mami
Ohh my goodness loco it's too big
Baby crack kills okay?
I see you later homie