Wizard Wig

E B E B E B E B E

[Verse]
E               B          C#m           A
My friends are having the time of their lives
E               B          C#m        A
And I’m home alone smoking weed in a wizard’s wig
E            B         C#m     A           E            B
I think I’m doing fine on my own but this shirt smells old
             C#m                 A
Why’s doing laundry so expensive here

E A E A E A B

[Chorus]
               E           A
I said your friends don’t like me
E                  A
  They think I’m too mean
E            A          B
  I like the way that I am
              E         A
I said my friends don’t like you
E                  A
  You think you’re too cool
E            A             B
  I hate the way that you are

[Instrumental]
E B E B E B E B E

[Verse]
E               B          C#m           A
My friends are having the time of their lives
E               B          C#m     A
And I’m home alone watching Home Alone again
E            B           C#m    A         E         B
I think I’m doing better on my own but I drink too much
            C#m                 A
When will I ever stop drinking beer

[Chorus]
               E           A
I said your friends don’t like me
E                  A
  They think I’m too mean
E            A          B
  I like the way that I am
              E         A
I said my friends don’t like you
E                  A
  You think you’re too cool
E            A             B
  I hate the way that you are

[Bridge]
Ab                         A
  I can’t believe that I slept past two
Ab                         A
  Now I’m hungover and I’m looking for some food
Ab                  A
   Can we hit my favorite deli please
Ab                         A                B
   So I can get a chicken parm with extra cheese


E      B
AH!

[Chorus]
               E           A
I said your friends don’t like me
E                  A
  They think I’m too mean
E            A          B
  I like the way that I am
              E         A
I said my friends don’t like you
E                  A
  You think you’re too cool
E            A             B
  I hate the way that you are

E               B          C#m           A
My friends are having the time of their lives
E               B          C#m        A
And I’m home alone x2