Freaky Friday

[Intro] Db  Fm  Eb

               Fm Cm Db
Lil Dicky, ooh
Mustard on the beat, ho

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I woke up Chris Breezy, oh my god 
           Fm
I'm the man (oh shit)
       Cm                 Db
Iâ€m so fly and I can dance (whoa, 
whoa shit)
                           Fm
There,€s tattoos on my neck (oh, oh)
                 Eb
I just FaceTimed Kanye (blip, blip)

I told him I,m his biggest fan, yeah
 (yeah)
              Cm         Db
Got all these hoes in my DM (yeah, I
 do)
                       Db Fm
Holy shit, I got a kid (oh)
           Eb
Ohh, I can sing so well
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Wonder if I can say the n-word (wait
Eb
 for real?)
Wait, can I really say the n-word?
                             Fm
What up, my nigga? (woo) What up, my
 nigga?
   Eb
Big ups, my nigga, we up, my nigga
              Fm              
You pussy ass nigga, man, fuck 
 Ab
y,€all niggas
       Db
'Cause I'm that nigga, nigga, nigga,
 nigga
I'm that nigga

[Chorus]

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I woke up in Chris Brown's body (oh 
yeah)
    Cm       Db
Somehow this shit turned into Freaky
 Friday
           Fm        Eb
But we got no choice but to turn 
this bitch sideways
 Fm
(Oh yeah, oh yeah)
  Ab       Db
I can't believe that it's Freaky 
Friday
                  Fm   Eb
Yeah, it's Freaky Friday
I'm in Chris Brown's body
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I drive his Ferrari and I'm 
   Db           Ab
light-skinned black

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           Fm
(Ring ring) What the fuck?
                  Eb
I woke up and I'm Lil Dicky (Lil 
Dicky?)
                   Cm
Ugh, what the fuck?
Db
This shit is real weak
How his dick staying perched up on 
his balls like that?
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Walking down the street and ain't 
Fm
nobody know my name (whoa)
Eb
Ain't no paparazzi flashing 
pictures, this is great (whoa)
Fm                     Cm    
Ain't nobody judging 'cause I'm 
            Db
black or my controversial past
I'ma go and see a movie and relax 
(woo)
     Fm
Ayy, I'm a Blood but I can finally 
wear blue (cool)
                        Eb
Why his momma calling all the time?
Eb
Leave me the fuck alone, bitch
Wait, if I'm in Dicky's body, Breezy
 is who?
Db
Hope my daughter's in school
Db
Fuck, if I was Chris Brown, where 
would I be?
What would I do?

[Chorus]

  Fm      Eb                    
I woke up in Chris Brown'€s body (oh
Fm
 yeah)
    Ab         Db
Somehow this shit turned into Freaky
 Friday
          Fm                Eb
But we got no choice but to turn 
this bitch sideways
Fm
(Oh yeah, oh yeah)
  Ab       Db
I can't believe that it'€s Freaky 
Friday
                         Fm  Eb
Yeah, it's Freaky Friday
I'm in Chris Brown's body
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I look at my soft dick with delight,
 it's my dream dick

If I was Lil Dicky in my body, where
 would I be?
    Eb
I'm tryna to find myself like an 
introspective monk
    Cm                             
I'm balling on the court, oh my god
           Db
 I can dunk
Db
Snap a flick of my junk

My dick is trending on Twitter? Fuck
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Now I'm at the club, I talked my 
Fm             Eb
way into getting in
I look up in the VIP, my goodness 
there I am
 Fm                              
I signal to him to let me in but 
Cm              Db
he won't let me in
Db
I don't know who that is
Wait, who the fuck he think he is?
Took a glass bottle, shatter it on 
                   Eb
the bouncer's head (woo)
Eb
Walked up to that motherfucker
Wait, think it through for a sec
                           Cm  
If you hurting me then you only 
                   Db
hurting yourself
Db
But wait, I love myself
That was the key, now we're 
switching back

[Chorus]

  Fm      Eb
I woke up in Chris Brown's body (oh 
yeah)
Fm   Ab           Db
Somehow this shit turned into Freaky
 Friday
                     Eb
But we got no choice but to turn 
this bitch sideways
(I can't believe)
Fm  Ab               Db
I can't believe that it's Freaky 
Friday

Db
Wait, what the fuck?
    Fm         Eb                Fm
And now I'm in Ed Sheeran's body
     Cm                 Db
It's way less cool than being Chris 
Brown was
What the fuck again?
    Fm Eb
I'm DJ Khaled

Why am I yelling?
 Fm      Cm        Db
Huh, I'm Kendall Jenner
I got a vagina, I'm gonna explore 
              Eb
that right now (woo, woo)
Holy shit, I got a vagina (uh), I'm 
            Fm Cm Db
gonna learn
I'm gonna understand the inner 
workings of a woman