Patricia The Stripper

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Dennis is a menace with his 'anyone 
for tennis?'
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and beseeching me to come and keep 
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the score
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And Maud say 'Oh Lord, I'm so 
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terribly bored'
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And I really can't stand it anymore
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I'm going out to dinner with a 
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gorgeous singer
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to a little place I found down by 
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the quay
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her name is Patricia, she calls 
herself Delicia
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and the reason isn't very hard to 
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see

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She says  God made her a sinner 
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just to keep fat men thinner
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as they tumble down in heaps before
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 her feet
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They hang around in groups like 
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battle weary troops
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one can often see them queue right
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 down the street
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You see Patricia (or Delicia) not 
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only is a singer
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she also removes all her clothing   
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 for
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Patricia is the best   stripper in
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 town

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[Chorus]
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And with a swing of her hips she 
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started to strip
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to tremendous applause she took off 
her drawers
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and with a lick of her lips she 
      D7
undid all her clips
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and threw it all in the air and 
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everybody stared
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and as the last piece of clothing 
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fell on the floor
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the police were banging on the door
D7

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on a Saturday night in 
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nineteen-twenty four
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Take it away boys

[Instrumental]
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C | F |

[Verse 2]
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But poor Patricia was arrested 
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and everyone detested
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the manner in which she was exposed
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later on in court well everybody 
thought
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a summer run in jail would be 
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proposed
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But the judge said 'Patricia, or may
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 I say Delicia,
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the facts of this case lie before 
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me --- case dismissed!
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this girl was in her working 
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clothes

[Chorus]
   F    C7     F                 
And with a swing of her hips she 
     D7
started to strip
      Gm                    C7
to tremendous applause she took off 
her drawers
            F                  
and with a lick of her lips she 
      D7
undid all her clips
              Gm               
and threw it all in the air and 
  C
everybody stared
           Bb                    
and as the last piece of clothing 
     A7
fell on the floor
          F                        
the police were yelling out for 
D7
more
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on a Saturday night in 
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nineteen-twenty four -
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on a Saturday night in 
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nineteen-twenty four
Bbm  C7

      F7
Oh yeah!