Everything Is Sexist

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Everything is sexist
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Everything's offensive to people like me
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Let's go through the checklist
            Fm
It's all misogyny

[Verse 1]
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Everything is sexist
         Fm
When you crave attention
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It doesn't matter how absurd or desperate

Forget about merit

[Pre-Chorus]
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We're oppressed everyday

What you say?

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It's all white supremacy

[Chorus]
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Everything is sexist
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Everything's a gender conspiracy
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Everything is sexist
         Fm
It's the patriarchy

[Interlude]
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[Verse 2]
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Everything's offensive
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When you're not objective
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Forget about meritocracy or ethics

I won't accept it

[Chorus]
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'cuz everything is sexist
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Everything's a part of the patriarchy
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Everything is sexist
         Fm
It's all misogyny

[Interlude]
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Everything is sexist, everybody knows
Ab
Everything is sexist, everybody knows
Eb
Everything is sexist, everybody knows
Fm
Everything is sexist, everybody knows
Db
Everything is sexist, everybody knows
Ab
Everything is sexist, everybody knows
Eb
Everything is sexist, everybody knows
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That everything is sexist