Everything Is Sexist

              Ab                  
Everything is sexist
Eb5

             Ab                 
Everything's offensive to people 
  Eb5
like me
                     Db5          
Let's go through the checklist
Eb5

            Fm
It's all misogyny

[Verse 1]
Db
Everything is sexist
         Fm
When you crave attention
Db                           Eb5
It doesn't matter how absurd or 
desperate

Forget about merit

[Pre-Chorus]
E5
We're oppressed everyday

What you say?

Eb5
It's all white supremacy

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[Chorus]
              Ab        Eb5
Everything is sexist
              Ab        Eb5
Everything's a gender conspiracy
              Db5       Eb5
Everything is sexist
         Fm
It's the patriarchy

[Interlude]
Db5 - Ab - Eb5 - Fm

[Verse 2]
Db5
Everything's offensive
               Fm
When you're not objective
Db5                         Eb5
Forget about meritocracy or ethics

I won't accept it

[Chorus]
                   Ab        Eb5
'cuz everything is sexist
                   Ab     
Everything's a part of the 
   Eb5
patriarchy
               Db5       Eb5
Everything is sexist
         Fm
It's all misogyny

[Interlude]
Db
Everything is sexist, everybody 
knows
Ab
Everything is sexist, everybody 
knows
Eb
Everything is sexist, everybody 
knows
Fm
Everything is sexist, everybody 
knows
Db
Everything is sexist, everybody 
knows
Ab
Everything is sexist, everybody 
knows
Eb
Everything is sexist, everybody 
knows
                   Ab
That everything is sexist