The House Rules

Intro: G E E D E E G E E D A 

G E E D E E G E E D A

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So you're tired and beat
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And you've worked all week
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And you need a place you can let it 
 go.
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Where the girls go wild
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And the boys play hard
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And you need a little more than just
 the radio.
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Well here's your open invitation
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With just a couple regulations.
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Let me warn you son, only come to 
have fun
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We don't take kindly to serious.
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So leave your troubles at the door
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Unless you want some in here.

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Welcome to my house, buckle up tight
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Everybody sings and drinks, laughs
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 & gets high.
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It's a country music, a little 
          A
soul, it's a rock 'n roll  rodeo.
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         D   E               G
We don't tolerate no sitting around
            A
Everybody's dancin', groovin' and 
getting on down.
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So before you come in here with 
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some kind of attitude
                                 G E
 E D E E G E E D A  (use intro beat)
You better read the house rules.

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Around eleven o'clock when the front
 door locks
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And the boys start raising the 
bottle.
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Where the girls do the thing with 
the Mardis Gras beads
Yeah, You know they're gonna show 
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'em if they got 'em.
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No matter what your story, a good
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 time is mandatory.
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Well rule number 7 says don't touch 
the women
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But they can grab whatever they want
 to.

           E                   G
Welcome to my house, buckle up tight
          A                 D     
Everybody sings and drinks, laughs
   A
 & gets high.
       E                G         
It's a country music, a little 
          A
soul, it's a rock' n roll  rodeo.
         D   E                G
We don't tolerate no sitting around
            A
Everybody's dancing,' groovin' and 
getting on down.
   C                               
So before you come in here with 
          D
some kind of attitude
                                  G
You better read the house rules.
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No such thing as last call.
            A
We pick' em up when they fall .
             C
We share the same bathroom stall,
         D
Says the sign on the wall.    (1, 2,
 3)

           E                   G
Welcome to my house, buckle up tight
          A                 D     
Everybody sings and drinks, laughs
   A
 & gets high.
       E                G         
It's a country music, a little 
          A
soul, it's a rock n roll  rodeo.
         D   E                G
We don't tolerate no sitting around
            A
Everybody's dancin', groovin' and 
getting on down.
   C                               
So before you come in here with 
          D
some kind of attitude
     C                           
Boy, before you come a walkin' in 
                       D
here with any kind of attitude
                                 G E
 E D E E G E E (mais uma vez, como a
 intro)
You better read the house rules.
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You better read the house rules.
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