Ocdemon

D                                 
Good afternoon, Chris             
                 A
Do you mind if I call you that?
         G                       
See, me and my partner here       
             D               A
Have just a few questions to ask
        D                          
We are here today                 
                  A
On official good person business
    D                G            
Regarding calls that we received  
D          A
From an anonymous witness

    Bm                 D          
So you've been right here all 
     E
along  Underneath my nose


[Pre-Chorus]
G    A          D
We have you surrounded
Bm   D    A
There's nowhere to go


[Chorus]
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G              A                 
Okay, okay I confess          I'm
        F#       Bm
 not a work in progress
Bm               A     D        
All my thoughts are illegal   
       E           G
I'm not safe around people
G        A          D
I have always been evil


[Verse]
D                                 
Counting the stairs               
      A
     Two of them at a time
       G                           
'Cause if there's not an even 
    D          A
number   I'm gonna die
        D                       
As an exercise                   
                   A
Just imagine you are your fear
          E             G         
Now make it small and small      
      D      A         F#   Bm
And smaller until it disappears


[Pre-Chorus]
Bm              A    D          
Look at this splash of ink and 
        E
tell me what you see
A     D                     Bm    A
Me, feeding a lion under a palm tree


[Chorus]
G                 A              
Why is everyone laughing?   I 
       F#          Bm
have no proof but it happened
    Bm         A     D        
I'm as bad as they come     Turn 
     E         G
around and run
G        A          D
Don't wanna hurt anyone

G               D                
Okay, okay I confess          I'm
        F#       Bm
 not a work in progress
Bm               A     D        
All my thoughts are illegal   
       E           G
I'm not safe around people
G        A          D
I have always been evil