D A
Good afternoon, Chris Do you mind if I call you that?
G D A
See, me and my partner here Have just a few questions to ask
D A
We are here today On official good person business
D G D A
Regarding calls that we received From an anonymous witness
Bm D E
So you've been right here all along Underneath my nose
[Pre-Chorus]
G A D
We have you surrounded
Bm D A
There's nowhere to go
[Chorus]
G A F# Bm
Okay, okay I confess I'm not a work in progress
Bm A D E G
All my thoughts are illegal I'm not safe around people
G A D
I have always been evil
[Verse]
D A
Counting the stairs Two of them at a time
G D A
'Cause if there's not an even number I'm gonna die
D A
As an exercise Just imagine you are your fear
E G D A F# Bm
Now make it small and small And smaller until it disappears
[Pre-Chorus]
Bm A D E
Look at this splash of ink and tell me what you see
A D Bm A
Me, feeding a lion under a palm tree
[Chorus]
G A F# Bm
Why is everyone laughing? I have no proof but it happened
Bm A D E G
I'm as bad as they come Turn around and run
G A D
Don't wanna hurt anyone
G D F# Bm
Okay, okay I confess I'm not a work in progress
Bm A D E G
All my thoughts are illegal I'm not safe around people
G A D
I have always been evil
