Am
He thinks of himself as a victim of love
E7
He's not - He's a volunteer
E7
He has consistently fallen for all the wrong women
E7                      Am
Year after year after year
Am
And now he blames every woman who has ever kissed him
Dm
Told him that she loved him and later dismissed him
E7
And now he thinks he's a walking victim
N.C.             Am
He's not - He's a volunteer

[Verse 2]
Am
She thinks of herself as a victim of circumstance
E7
When she's a volunteer
E7
She has placed her life in the hands of every man
E7                    Am
Fool enough to come near
Am
And now she blames anyone who she thinks has used her
Dm
Emotionally, or mentally abused her
E7
She's not a victim running from a persecutor
N.C.             Am
No - She's a volunteer

[Verse 3]
Am
And he thinks of himself as a victim of fate
E7
When he just volunteers
E7
He has invested his money in well bred astrologers
E7                  Am
Healers, Psychic Seers
Am
And now he blames every tilted constellation
Dm
Or every negative vibration
E7                               N.C.
He's not a victim of UFO infestation
             Am
He's a volunteer

[Bridge]
Dm
Oh pick the numbers
Am
Shake the sticks
Dm
Read the tea leaves
Am
Light the wicks
Dm
Point the finger
Am
Pass the buck
B               E7
Blame it all on lady luck

[Verse 4]
Am
Do you think of yourself as a victim?
E7
Or do you volunteer?
E7
Do you let somebody else call all of your shots?
E7                              Am
Do you cower in the corner in fear?
Am
Or do you follow because it is easy to do?
Dm
Do you fool with modern high tech voodoo?
E7                                 N.C.
Too bad if you're a victim or whatever you do?
        Am
Don't volunteer

Am
Or do you follow because it is easy to do?
Dm
Do you fool with modern high tech voodoo?
E7
Too bad if you're a victim but whatever you do
Am
Don't volunteer
Am
Why would ya volunteer?
Am
Please don't volunteer!