E

[Verse 1]
E
Salesman talking to me tried to run me up a creek says you can buy it

Go on try it you can pay me next week - Uh-uh
                  A                            E
Too much monkey business, too much monkey business
B7                           A                  E            B7
Too much monkey business for me to be involved in -- Oh-ho-ho

[Verse 2]
E
Blonde haired, good lookin' tryin' to get me hooked

Wants me to marry, settle down and get a home and write a book--Uh-uh
                    A                         E
Too much monkey business, too much monkey business
B7                           A                 E             B7
Too much monkey business for me to be involved in -- Oh-ho-ho

[Verse 3]
E
Pay phone, somethin' wrong, dial gone

Well me ought to sue the operator for tellin' me a tale --- Uh-uh
                    A                         E
Too much monkey business, too much monkey business
B7                           A                 E             B7
Too much monkey business for me to be involved in -- Oh-ho-ho

[Solo]  

E  A  E  B7  A7  E  B7

[Verse 4]
E
Been to Vietnam, been a fightin' in the war

Army bar, army chow, army clothes, army car -- Uh-uh
                    A                         E
Too much monkey business, too much monkey business
B7                           A                 E             B7
Too much monkey business for me to be involved in -- Oh-ho-ho

[Verse 5]
E
Workin' in the fillin' station, too many tasks

Wipe the windo', check the tires, check the oil, dollar gas -- Uh-uh
                    A                         E
Too much monkey business, too much monkey business
B7                           A                 E             B7
Too much monkey business for me to be involved in -- Oh-ho-ho

[Verse 6]
E
Blonde haired, good lookin' tryin' to get me hooked

Wants me to marry, get a home, settle down and and write a book -- Uh-uh
                    A                         E
Too much monkey business, too much monkey business
B7                           A                 E             B7
Too much monkey business for me to be involved in -- Oh-ho-ho

[Outro]
E
Too much monkey business – Too much monkey business
                A                              E
Too much monkey business – Too much monkey business
B7                           A                E    E7
Too much monkey business for me to be involved in