Single On Valentine's Day

I love pink things and chocolate’s nice
And who doesn’t like flowers in red and white?
On paper it’s great
The most romantic date
Unless you don’t have a date
I don’t wanna sound like an old hag
But Valentine's Day is such a drag
Just a reminder that I’ve never had a boyfriend in my life

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

Hey, I really hate this day
Gonna cry in my room and then dig my grave
I thought I was nice
Thought I was worth a shot

I thought someone would want me but apparently not
Hey, we don’t have Valentines
Not one of us can seem to find a decent guy
Well, I
Because they don’t exist, I don’t care what you say
There’s nothing worse than being single on Valentine's Day

Well, I wanna be a bride but I need a groom
You’re probably not gonna find one hiding in your room
Hey, leave her alone!
Yeah, it’s hard to meet guys!
Especially when you know they’re plotting your demise

I see the couples walking down the street
And I can’t help but wonder: What’s wrong with me?
Why do we need a stupid holiday
To rub in what I don’t have in my face
Girls, we got a lot to do, I need good energy to focus on you

Is she serious?
At a time like this?
I’m pretty sure she’s being blinded by her ignorant bliss
Well that’s just not fair

Hey, don’t make us work today
We need forty-eight hours just to grieve this pain
You guys are so dramatic
You don’t know what it’s like!
I’m gonna be alone for the rest of my life!

Hey, we should just give up now
If things were gonna change they would’ve gotten better by now
You’ve barely even tried
Easy for you to say!
You’re not the one who’s single on Valentine's Day

Ok, everyone sit down right now
This has gone way too far
You can’t be serious, you really believe you’ve got so much
To give, you think no one can see
Dani, you’re generous
Amy, you’re smart
Lauren, you’ve got such a compassionate heart
Lisa, you’re funny
And Katherine, you’re kind
Pull it together, you guys are losing your minds
This stupid holiday doesn’t define your life
And I’m not just saying that cause I’m about to be wife
Oooh, that rock though

Hey, I guess it’s not that bad
We could all have boyfriends and still be sad
We’ve got no one to fight with
No one to complain

If I wanna leave my hair in the shower drain
Hey Christina, thanks a lot
For giving us perspective on what we got

We have freedom
Open schedules
No drama

Hey guys, I’ve really been meaning to tell you this
But umm, I actually have plans tonight
It’s nothing crazy, but I got asked out
I didn’t want to abandon you guys, but I actually have to leave now

Traitor!