My Epic Life

I want to lead an Epic Life
make my light shine oh so bright
I want to lead a life that's grand
I'll guide you to the promised land
I want to climb the highest mountain
I want to swim the deepest seas
fly around the fuckin' world
with wings strapped to my feet

I want to be the greatest scientist
find a cure for every known disease
and falsify the theory of relativity

I want to be the best
better than all the rest
I want the world revolving around me
I want a place in history

I want to conquer every nation
bring great leaders to their knees
why stop at world domination?
I want the universe at my feet

and so my rising star will burn eternally
all of humanity will come to worship me
there will be bedtime stories telling of my deeds
I'll be an inspiration for humanity

These are just some thoughts I'm having
sitting here watching T.V.
But I'm just a lazy bum and that's allright with me
That's allright with me!

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