The Next Big Thing

last night I slept with elvis
in a heartbreak hotel
I'm sure you're all pleased to hear that
the king is alive well
I heard his voice in my ear saying
dear are you lonesome tonight
I said well for a few hundreds
I'll be anything you like
read it in the papers
now that I'm a star
famous gorgeous
equally cursed loved
the medias gone grazy
america's in love with me
the next big thing after jesus yeah
just had a call from the white house
bill's asking me for a tea
thought I'm not so found of sigaro
I'd do anything for peace
now that I'm famous
now that I'm rich
still haven't forget where I come from
once a bitch always a bitch
read it in the papers
I'm a higher class
I've had a boobjob
tightered my arse
shitloads of sugar shitloads of cash
I'm the next big thing after jesus yeah