Cooter

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Now, we all know the pride of 
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Hazzard County, Bo and Luke

Uncle Jesse, and let's not forget 
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Miss Daisy Duke

Rosco, don't you know, that sheriff 
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was no straight shooter

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Some may hate Boss Hogg, but man, 
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we all love Cooter



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The girls down at the Boar's Nest 
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used to love to see 'em comin'

There ain't much in that little town
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 them Duke boys ain't tried jumpin'

And when we hear that General Lee's 
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familiar "Dixie" hooter

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We all knew that soon we'd get to 
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see a little Cooter



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Now, Cooter is the reason that TV 
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show was so hot

And Bo and Luke, they hung out with 
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Cooter quite a lot

And when they took Cooter for a ride
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 in them back-woods

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They did things with Cooter (ha 
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ha!) no man ever should


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Cooter kept them boys' engine 
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fired up and smokin'

No matter how they tore it up, 
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Cooter kept on goin'

No such thing as GPS or On-Star 
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computer

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Them there boys didn't need no help
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 when it came to findin' Cooter



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Now, we have every episode on high
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 def D V D

And we love to watch ol' Bo hood 
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slide across our big T V

And Daisy in her short shorts could 
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not be any cuter

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But what we really want to see is a
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 whole lot more Cooter



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For those of you who think this 
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song could not be any cruder

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Get your mind out of the gutter; 
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I'm just talkin' about Cooter