Tiny European Cars

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[Verse 1]
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Tiny European cars are
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Dropping from the sky
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Their wonderfully efficient engines
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Fueled by Spanish wine

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Maybe just a sip
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To help us get a grip
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Did you know Isaac Newton was
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A virgin when he died?

[Verse 2]
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A hundred thousand naked women
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Running on the beach
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In such a state of wild abandon
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They ignore my speech

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About the ebb and flow
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The dangerous undertow
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And how there is a hole so deep
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It swallows up the sun

[Bridge]
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[Chorus]
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Oh, the smoke seems sweet to me
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Must be a perfume factory
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Just one of many ancient travesties
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We're all descendants of the Pharisees

[Verse 3]
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Tiny European cars are
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Bouncing off my shins
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And if you've never seen a bull fight
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Guess who always wins
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To grab it by the horns
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Its life like censored porn
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Did you know they sing Ring-Around the
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Rosie when you die?
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Did you know they sing Ring-Around the
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Rosie when you die?