Bake Me A Country Ham

      F                      Bb
I was sitting there, with my fork in hand
C                        F
Staring at my lousy ravi-oli can
                           Bb
As she walked right in and said to me
         C                            F
Is there any way that I can make your day complete
Bb                               C
I told her if there?s anyway you can
          Bb                                C
Could you grease up that old metal roasting pan

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C                   F
Could you bake me a country ham
                    Dm
Honey glazed with a side of yams
                      Bb
Leave in it till it?s golden brown
                   C
Pineapples all the way around
                    F
Let the sweet smell fill the air
                     Dm
Serve it to me in my underwear
                       Bb          C
I?m tired of eating imitation Spaa-aaam
                    F
Could you bake me a country ham

F                     Bb
I looked at her, with hungry eyes
    C                                F
She asked if I needed ketchup for my curly fries
                          Bb
I held my breath, I could hardly wait
       C                              F
For my little slice of heaven on that Dixie plate
        Bb                              C
I could feel the juices running down my chin
      Bb                           C
As my stomach started singing once again

[Chorus]

C                   F
Could you bake me a country ham
                    Dm
Honey glazed with a side of yams
                      Bb
Leave in it till it?s golden brown
                   C
Pineapples all the way around
                    F
Let the sweet smell fill the air
                     Dm
Serve it to me in my underwear
                       Bb          C
I?m tired of eating imitation Spaa-aaam
                    F
Could you bake me a country ham

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                 G
Could bake me a country ham
                    Em
Honey glazed with a side of yams
                      C
Leave it in till it?s golden brown
                   D
Pineapples all the way around
                    G
Let the sweet smell fill the air
                     Em
Serve it to me in my underwear
                              C     D
I m tired of eating imitation Spaaa-aaam
                    G
Could you bake me a country ham