Stinkin Problem

                                  F
(No Chord) Yes I admit I've got a stinkin problem
                       C
Ban Roll On just won't do
            G
I soaked in Clorox bleach
                   C
Lysol and Pine-Sol too
         C7             F
Yes I ad mit I've got a stinkin problem
                              C
I filled the tub right to the top
                   G
I'll start with my Brillo pad
                         C
But I don't know when to stop

              F
I wake up and right away
G                   C
A foul odor hits my nose
                       F
What's my sweat glands start to pour
G                                  C
I'll stink from my head down to my toes

                                  F
(No Chord) Yes I admit I've got a stinkin problem
                     C
Aqua Velva can't cut through
             G
Calgon won't take me away
                      C
Mr. Bubbles just says "pew"
                       F
Yes I admit I've got a stinkin problem
                            C
Put Dr. Scholl's in my flip flops
                   G
Then I'll scrub my private parts
                         C
But I don't know when to stop

[Interlude]

                      F
I've been called some filthy names
G                  C
And a lot of dirty words
                  F
I'm in a funk but just the same
  G                C
I refuse to be det erred
Deterred???

                                  F
(No Chord) Yes I admit I've got a stinkin problem
                       C
Even lye soap won't re move
                 G
Ivory Liquid and Irish Spring
                           C
I even tried my dog's sham poo
                       F
Yes I admit I've got a stinkin problem
                              C
Smell like a hog knee deep in slop
              G
I wore out my loofah pad
                     C
Maybe I should try a mop

                      G
David Ball might have had him a hit
                              C
But Cledus T.'s done stunk it up