Intro:

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   2   4
|A      |./.    |./.    |./.

Verse-1:

       |A       |./.           |./.       |./.
YOU GET A, IN BI-OLOGY. YOU GET A,  IN PSY-CHOLOGY.

        |D             |./.                |A             |./.
YOU'D  A WHIZZ, IN YOUR SCIENCE CA SS. IN A QUIZ, YOU'D  A CINCH TO PASS,

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                    2      4 1                 2   4     2
               |E           |D              |A      |E7
BUT WHEN YOU'D  OUT WITH M-E,  BABY, YOU GET D, D IN LOVE.

Verse-2:

      |A              |./.                  |./.
SMARTY CAT, YOU'D  THE TEACHERS PET. YOU GOT BRAINS,
 
        |./.                     |D          |./.
THAT YOU AI-N'T USED YET. YOU CAN NAME, EV'RY PD- B-DE NT.

      |A               |./.                          |E
YES IN SCHOOL, YOU'D  A HUNDDD  PERCENT, BUT WHEN THE LIGHTS AD  LOW,

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4  1                 2   4       2
  |D              |A      |A7                        |
     ZERO, YOU GET D, D IN LOVE. YES YOUR D PORT CARD.

Chorus:

D                 |./.              |A
KISB N', YOU GOTTA PRACTISE NIGHTLY. HUGGIN',
  
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YOU GOTTA SQUEEZE MOD  TIGHTLY.  I DC OMMEND THIS DMED Y,

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   |E7                                |./.
AND LOTS AND LOTS AND LOTS AND LOTS OF HOMEWORK WITH ME.

Verse-3:

         |A         |./.          |./.         |./.
YOU'D  AN EN - CYCLO-PE-DIA.  BABY I, CAN'T GET NE-AR TO YOU.

      |D                |./.            |A          |./.
I KNOW YOU,  KNOW YOU'D  A- B-C. BUT YOU FLUNK, IN L-O- V-E.

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                   4 1                         2   4       2
         |E         |D                      |A      |E7         |
YOU GOTTA HIGH I-Q,    SHAME ON YOU, YOU GET D, D IN LOVE, YEA-H.

Solo:

A     |./.    |./.    |./.    |D      |./.    |

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                     4 1         2   4   2
A     |./.    |E      |D      |A      |A7     |

Chorus:

D                 |./.              |A
KISB N', YOU GOTTA PRACTISE NIGHTLY. HUGGIN',

         |./.                 |B7                |./.
YOU GOTTA SQUEEZE MOD  TIGHTLY.  I DC OMMEND THIS DMED Y,

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   |E7                                |./.
AND LOTS AND LOTS AND LOTS AND LOTS OF HOMEWORK WITH ME.

Verse-4 + Outro:

         |A         |./.          |./.         |./.
YOU'D  AN EN - CYCLO-PE-DIA.  BABY I, CAN'T GET NE-AR TO YOU.

      |D                |./.            |A          |./.
I KNOW YOU,  KNOW YOU'D  A- B-C. BUT YOU FLUNK, IN L-O- V-E.

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                   4 1                         2   4     2
         |E         |D                      |A      |E7
YOU GOTTA HIGH I-Q,    SHAME ON YOU, YOU GET D, D IN LOVE.


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    4     2   4     2       4     2    4       3
       |A      |E7             |A       |      A7
YOU GET D, D IN LOVE.   YOU GET D, D IN  LOVE.