Bart Simpson Vs Eric Cartman (Rap Battle)

Epic cartoon made rap battles
Bart simpson vs eric cartman
I spend a lot of time hanging around a lard of fat like you cartman
Its not smart, man; facing off with bart man
This racist tasteless prick battling me is just absurd
Don’t have a cow man, looks like you ate the whole herd
Soon this racoon will be more dead than his humour is
Fart jokes are all that matters to this deranged obese lunatic
And your highest form of comedy is terrance and phillips
Do you want your ass kicked, the simpsons already did it

Argh! I'm not fat, I'm just big boned!
I'm about to drag your ass out just like your show!
Respect my authority, el farto you’re fucking done
You’re more of a big fat bitch than kyle’s mom!
Go go jo jo, and fucking cancel out
So you can go back home and have alone time with milhouse
Go make me some pie you glorified beer stool
What I'm trying to say is, how would you like to suck my balls?

Ay caramba! Who the hell are you messing with me!
You’re an even bigger dick than your mom’s groundskeeper willy
Its like you worked at the kwiki-e-mart with a pile apu that you brought
You want something to eat fatso, than eat my shorts

Well your mom is so poor, she actually watches your show
You’re more of a jew than kyle, kyle: Shut the fuck up fatso
Your rhymes are treehouse of horror-ble but you know what's worse
You’re your alcoholic dad’s punching bag, the stick of truth hurts!