Epic cartoon made rap battles Bart simpson vs eric cartman I spend a lot of time hanging around a lard of fat like you cartman Its not smart, man; facing off with bart man This racist tasteless prick battling me is just absurd Don’t have a cow man, looks like you ate the whole herd Soon this racoon will be more dead than his humour is Fart jokes are all that matters to this deranged obese lunatic And your highest form of comedy is terrance and phillips Do you want your ass kicked, the simpsons already did it Argh! I'm not fat, I'm just big boned! I'm about to drag your ass out just like your show! Respect my authority, el farto you’re fucking done You’re more of a big fat bitch than kyle’s mom! Go go jo jo, and fucking cancel out So you can go back home and have alone time with milhouse Go make me some pie you glorified beer stool What I'm trying to say is, how would you like to suck my balls? Ay caramba! Who the hell are you messing with me! You’re an even bigger dick than your mom’s groundskeeper willy Its like you worked at the kwiki-e-mart with a pile apu that you brought You want something to eat fatso, than eat my shorts Well your mom is so poor, she actually watches your show You’re more of a jew than kyle, kyle: Shut the fuck up fatso Your rhymes are treehouse of horror-ble but you know what's worse You’re your alcoholic dad’s punching bag, the stick of truth hurts!