Last Train To Dagenham

I'll be on the last train to dagenham
I've been drinking in a pub up west
I'm looking for the sign that says this is the district line
And i'm gonna catch the alky express

I'll be on the last train to dagenham
With all the other ravers, drunk and stoned
Empty cans of tenants super rattle at my feet
And i'm wondering if i'll ever make it home

'coz i've drunk the dole and i've drunk my flatmate's rent
He'll never speak to me again, if i don't get some money sent

'coz i've drunk the dole and i've drunk my flatmate's rent
He'll never speak to me again, if i don't get some money sent

I'll be on the last train to dagenham
Shattered, worn out, knackered, shagged and tired
But if i miss my stop, i know i'll have a bloody long walk home
So i'm trying to keep my eyes open wide

I'll be on the last train to dagenham
I'll be on the last train to dagenham
I'll be on the last train to dagenham