Anita Bryant

G                                 
Hey **** Anita Bryant, who the 
     C
hell is she
D                                 
Tellin' all them fagets, that they
          G
 can't be free
Throw that b**** in prison, maybe 
            C
then she'll see
D                        
Just how much them God**** 
                      G
homosexuals mean to me

N.C
Because they...

G                                 
Wash your clothes, clean your 
                      D
cell, help you drain your hose
                                 G
Give you smokes, laugh at jokes, sew
 up all your clothes
Rub your feet, beat your meat, 
C
heaven only knows
D                       
What I'd do without those 
       G
homosexuals

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N.C
They all...

G                             
Read and write, f**k all night, 
  C
clean your fingernails
D                                
Help you dress, play your chess, lay
G
 you down some rails
                              C
Be your wife, take your life, in a 
jealous rage
D                         
Who says we don't need them 
      G
homosexuals

N.C
I tell you...

G                                 
Some are big, some are small, some
          C
 are in between
D                                 
Some are yellow bellied queers, 
  G
and some of them are mean
Some are killers, some are theives, 
    C
and some are singers too
   D                               
In fact, Anita Bryant, some act 
       G
just like you

N.C
So...

[Chorus]
G                                  
**** Anita Bryant, who the hell is 
C
she
D                                 
Tellin' all the them fagets, that 
              G
they can't be free
Throw that ***** in prison, maybe 
            C
then she'll see
D                        
Just how much them God**** 
                      G
homosexuals mean to me