Grannys Off Her Rocker

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Grandma she just sits there in that rocking chair all day
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They say she lost the will to live when grandpa pasted away
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Then a young man selling pots and pans came knocking at her door
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Granny don?t waste precious time rocking anymore.

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Granny?s Off Her Rocker and the family is upset
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She took her life savings and bought a red corvette
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There?s talk of putting her away, her new lifestyles a shocker
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Since she met this man they?re sayin?, Granny?s Off Her Rocker.

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Granny?s Off Her Rocker and she?s havin? herself a ball
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She?s dancin? now and drinkin? wine and that surprised us all
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She never used to say a word, now she?s quite a talker
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She told her family where to go, and they thinks she?s Off Her Rocker.

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Her license plate says ?Eat My Dust?, she?s drinkin? Hiram Walker
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There ain?t no doubt in no one?s mind, Granny?s Off Her Rocker.