Grannys Off Her Rocker

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Grandma she just sits there in 
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that rocking chair all day
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They say she lost the will to live 
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when grandpa pasted away
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Then a young man selling pots and 
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pans came knocking at her door
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Granny don?t waste precious time 
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rocking anymore.

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Granny?s Off Her Rocker and the 
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family is upset
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She took her life savings and 
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bought a red corvette
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There?s talk of putting her away, 
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her new lifestyles a shocker
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Since she met this man they?re 
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sayin?, Granny?s Off Her Rocker.
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Granny?s Off Her Rocker and she?s 
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havin? herself a ball
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She?s dancin? now and drinkin? wine
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 and that surprised us all
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She never used to say a word, now 
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she?s quite a talker
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She told her family where to go, 
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and they thinks she?s Off Her 
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Rocker.

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Her license plate says ?Eat My 
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Dust?, she?s drinkin? Hiram Walker
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There ain?t no doubt in no one?s 
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mind, Granny?s Off Her Rocker.