Three Biggest Lies

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[Verse]
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Well the motorcycle club had a party
        G                          
And the all young virgins were 
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there
    G                     D
And I found a blonde with little 
bitty titties
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And a pretty little ribbon in her 
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hair
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And I told her the Three Biggest 
Lies in the world
    G                     D
The ones my daddy first told me
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And that was the beginning of my 
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sexual life
        A         D
And the end of my fantasy

[Chorus]
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I said, 'This will only hurt for a 
little while
     G                     D
I'll only put the head of it in
  G                            D  
I promise that I'll never try to 
               A  D
cum in your mouth.'

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[Verse]
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Met her at a local honky-tonk
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Told her it was love at first sight
G                         D
She was just lookin' for a shoulder 
to cry on
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And a place where she could spend 
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the night
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Me I was a little nervous
G                   D
Never been that far before
G                            D
So I told her the Three Biggest Lies
 in the world
A                      D
As we danced across the floor.

[Chorus]
         D
I said, 'This will only hurt for a 
little while
     G                     D
I'll only put the head of it in
  G                            D  
I promise that I'll never try to 
               A  D
cum in your mouth.'

[Verse]
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Busted in a Birmingham robbery
G                            D
He didn't have the money for bail
    G                         D
The judge held him over to the local
 grand jury
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And the sheriff threw his young ass 
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in jail
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They put him in the cell with a 
pervert
G                             D
Who later tried to climb into his 
bed
G                           D
Stuck one of them homemade knives to
 his throat
    A                         D
And these are the words that he 
said, 'good buddy.'

[Chorus]
         D
I said, 'This will only hurt for a 
little while
     G                     D
I'll only put the head of it in
  G                            D  
I promise that I'll never try to 
               A  D
cum in your mouth.'