Three Biggest Lies

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[Verse]
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Well the motorcycle club had a party
        G                           D
And the all young virgins were there
    G                     D
And I found a blonde with little bitty titties
      E                           A
And a pretty little ribbon in her hair
    D
And I told her the Three Biggest Lies in the world
    G                     D
The ones my daddy first told me
    G                                 D
And that was the beginning of my sexual life
        A         D
And the end of my fantasy

[Chorus]
         D
I said, 'This will only hurt for a little while
     G                     D
I'll only put the head of it in
  G                            D                 A  D
I promise that I'll never try to cum in your mouth.'

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[Verse]
D
Met her at a local honky-tonk
G                           D
Told her it was love at first sight
G                         D
She was just lookin' for a shoulder to cry on
      E                                      A
And a place where she could spend the night
D
Me I was a little nervous
G                   D
Never been that far before
G                            D
So I told her the Three Biggest Lies in the world
A                      D
As we danced across the floor.

[Chorus]
         D
I said, 'This will only hurt for a little while
     G                     D
I'll only put the head of it in
  G                            D                 A  D
I promise that I'll never try to cum in your mouth.'

[Verse]
D
Busted in a Birmingham robbery
G                            D
He didn't have the money for bail
    G                         D
The judge held him over to the local grand jury
           E                       A
And the sheriff threw his young ass in jail
D
They put him in the cell with a pervert
G                             D
Who later tried to climb into his bed
G                           D
Stuck one of them homemade knives to his throat
    A                         D
And these are the words that he said, 'good buddy.'

[Chorus]
         D
I said, 'This will only hurt for a little while
     G                     D
I'll only put the head of it in
  G                            D                 A  D
I promise that I'll never try to cum in your mouth.'