The Trailer Song

G Em C D

G                              Em
I ain't heard ya call me baby, in 
years
C                                 
If you did it was followed up by, 
D
can you bring me a couple more beers
G                                
And I don't think you know that, 
Em
you've got five kids
C                                 
Till one of them runs right in 
       D
front of, your tv set
G                          
Well I don't know what I was 
            Em
thinking, years ago
C                                 
I know that I said "I Do", but now
   D
 I'm thinking I sure as hell don't

G                             Em
This trailer ain't big enough for 
the two of us
C                              
I can't handle your lazy ass and 
       D
your ever-growing gut
G                                
I make the meals I pay the bills so 
Em
here's the new deal
C                                  
Pack up all of your crap without a 
D
fuss
                             G     
Cause this trailer ain't big enough
       Em

                         C         
This trailer ain't big enough
  D


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G                             Em
Well that's fine I'm leaving, I 
don't need this
C                                 
And I'm taking my old pickup 
         D
truck, and the Elvis boxed set
G                        Em
And you used to be sexy, heels and 
lingerie
C                              
But you've been wearing the same 
                      D
pair of sweatpants, now for seven 
days
G                                 
And I wish that I could stay here, 
Em
by your side
C                                 
But I'm pretty sure they don't 
  D
make, a triple wide

G                            Em
This trailer ain't big enough for 
the two of us
C                                 
I can't handle all your nagging 
      D
and your cooking sucks
G                    Em
And I never complain about the 
weight you've gained
C                                 
Like how you're twice the woman I 
     D
once loved
                         G         
This trailer ain't big enough
    Em

                         C         
This trailer ain't big enough
  D


  C
Oh, you think that you try harder 
than me
   G
But you giving up is all I see
   D                               
We've both got to give if we want 
           Em
to make this work
  C
Well I'll shave my legs if you mow 
the lawn
  G
And if you shed a couple pounds this
 mullet is gone
    D                              
And I'll quit b***hing if you throw
                     C    D
 all of your Playboy's out

G                            Em
This trailer ain't big enough for 
the two of us
C                              
I can't handle your lazy ass and 
      D
your ever-growing gut
G                    Em
And I never complain about the 
weight you've gained
C                              
But now you're twice the woman I 
       D
once loved
C                           
You can pack up all your crap 
           D
without a fuss
                               G   
Cause this trailer ain't big enough
      Em

                         C         
This trailer ain't big enough
   D

                               G
No, this trailer ain't big enough