The Trailer Song

G Em C D

G                              Em
I ain't heard ya call me baby, in years
C                                 D
If you did it was followed up by, can you bring me a couple more beers
G                                Em
And I don't think you know that, you've got five kids
C                                        D
Till one of them runs right in front of, your tv set
G                                      Em
Well I don't know what I was thinking, years ago
C                                    D
I know that I said "I Do", but now I'm thinking I sure as hell don't

G                             Em
This trailer ain't big enough for the two of us
C                                     D
I can't handle your lazy ass and your ever-growing gut
G                                Em
I make the meals I pay the bills so here's the new deal
C                                  D
Pack up all of your crap without a fuss
                             G            Em
Cause this trailer ain't big enough
                         C           D
This trailer ain't big enough

G                             Em
Well that's fine I'm leaving, I don't need this
C                                          D
And I'm taking my old pickup truck, and the Elvis boxed set
G                        Em
And you used to be sexy, heels and lingerie
C                                                    D
But you've been wearing the same pair of sweatpants, now for seven days
G                                 Em
And I wish that I could stay here, by your side
C                                   D
But I'm pretty sure they don't make, a triple wide

G                            Em
This trailer ain't big enough for the two of us
C                                       D
I can't handle all your nagging and your cooking sucks
G                    Em
And I never complain about the weight you've gained
C                                      D
Like how you're twice the woman I once loved
                         G             Em
This trailer ain't big enough
                         C           D
This trailer ain't big enough

  C
Oh, you think that you try harder than me
   G
But you giving up is all I see
   D                                          Em
We've both got to give if we want to make this work
  C
Well I'll shave my legs if you mow the lawn
  G
And if you shed a couple pounds this mullet is gone
    D                                                   C    D
And I'll quit b***hing if you throw all of your Playboy's out

G                            Em
This trailer ain't big enough for the two of us
C                                    D
I can't handle your lazy ass and your ever-growing gut
G                    Em
And I never complain about the weight you've gained
C                                     D
But now you're twice the woman I once loved
C                                      D
You can pack up all your crap without a fuss
                               G         Em
Cause this trailer ain't big enough
                         C            D
This trailer ain't big enough
                               G
No, this trailer ain't big enough