G Em C D G Em I ain't heard ya call me baby, in years C D If you did it was followed up by, can you bring me a couple more beers G Em And I don't think you know that, you've got five kids C D Till one of them runs right in front of, your tv set G Em Well I don't know what I was thinking, years ago C D I know that I said "I Do", but now I'm thinking I sure as hell don't G Em This trailer ain't big enough for the two of us C D I can't handle your lazy ass and your ever-growing gut G Em I make the meals I pay the bills so here's the new deal C D Pack up all of your crap without a fuss G Em Cause this trailer ain't big enough C D This trailer ain't big enough G Em Well that's fine I'm leaving, I don't need this C D And I'm taking my old pickup truck, and the Elvis boxed set G Em And you used to be sexy, heels and lingerie C D But you've been wearing the same pair of sweatpants, now for seven days G Em And I wish that I could stay here, by your side C D But I'm pretty sure they don't make, a triple wide G Em This trailer ain't big enough for the two of us C D I can't handle all your nagging and your cooking sucks G Em And I never complain about the weight you've gained C D Like how you're twice the woman I once loved G Em This trailer ain't big enough C D This trailer ain't big enough C Oh, you think that you try harder than me G But you giving up is all I see D Em We've both got to give if we want to make this work C Well I'll shave my legs if you mow the lawn G And if you shed a couple pounds this mullet is gone D C D And I'll quit b***hing if you throw all of your Playboy's out G Em This trailer ain't big enough for the two of us C D I can't handle your lazy ass and your ever-growing gut G Em And I never complain about the weight you've gained C D But now you're twice the woman I once loved C D You can pack up all your crap without a fuss G Em Cause this trailer ain't big enough C D This trailer ain't big enough G No, this trailer ain't big enough