Do You Date Me?

Do you date me?
I dont mean to offend you anything, but like
You're very beautiful

I would like to take you on an ideal date
I would... I would first take you to 2C
And buy you some sweatpants
Would like riding on the butt

And then we would like go to A Hardy (A Hardy)
And would buy me two shirts
With, like a dragon
Raping a lion, on a skateboard

Then I would cook you breakfast
I would make you omelet with goat cheese
Cause I care about food

And I would like to introduce you to my mother
Cause I really love her
And she means a lot to me
Anyway, I dont mean to offend you anything, but like

Do you date me?
Cause I think you're very beautiful