Christmas Haters

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People are really mad at me cause I put up my Christmas tree
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yes, it's November first but I want Santa to come early
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there's absolutely nothing wrong with that but people seem to disagree
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and by disagree, I mean they are really really really f***ing pissed at me
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(Seriously they're so mad, let me show ya)


[Verse 1]

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I recently posted a photo of my nutcracker king
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I hate how you decorute do early you are do annoying
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What do you think of my headband? It makes me look like an elf.
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Disrespect for our soldiers and Thanksgiving go smack ur self
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I put up Lots of twinkle lights and it filled my heart with glee
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so u plan to eat Thanksgiving by a Christmas tree! (Yes bitch!)


[Chorus]

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It makes me happy to have Christmas lights and garland everywhere
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I'm all smiles so say what you want cause I don't really care
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It doesn't affect you at all if my house is covered in red and green
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and honestly it's kind of dumb that it offends you so you can go suck my ween


[Verse 2]

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I posted a photo of my Christmas wreath I covered it with tinsel and tulle
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Are you insane it is just November so stop trying to be cool
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How do you like my Christmas scarf? I made it with sparkly yarn
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What the he'll it's not even December yet go calm your farm (What?)
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I love walking around in public in my cute little Santa hat
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What about the people who dont even celebrate Christmas, have you ever thought about that? 
(Nope)


[Chorus]

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It makes me happy to have Christmas lights and garland everywhere
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I'm all smiles so say what you want cause I don't really care
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It doesn't affect you at all if my house is covered in red and green
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and honestly it's kind of dumb that it offends you so you can go suck my ween

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Go suck my weeeeeeeeeeeeen if you don't like my Christmas tree
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Go suck my weeeeeeeeeeeeen if you think I decorate to early
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Go suck my weeeeeeeeeeeeen if you don't like my Christmas glee
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Go suck my weeeeeeeeeeeeen cause Christmas makes me happy