Christmas Haters

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People are really mad at me cause
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 I put up my Christmas tree
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yes, it's November first but I 
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want Santa to come early
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there's absolutely nothing wrong 
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with that but people seem to 
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disagree
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and by disagree, I mean they are 
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really really really f***ing pissed
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 at me
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(Seriously they're so mad, let me 
show ya)


[Verse 1]

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I recently posted a photo of my 
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nutcracker king
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I hate how you decorute do early 
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you are do annoying
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What do you think of my headband? 
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It makes me look like an elf.
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Disrespect for our soldiers and 
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Thanksgiving go smack ur self
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I put up Lots of twinkle lights 
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and it filled my heart with glee
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so u plan to eat Thanksgiving by a 
Christmas tree! (Yes bitch!)


[Chorus]

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It makes me happy to have 
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Christmas lights and garland 
everywhere
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I'm all smiles so say what you 
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want cause I don't really care
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It doesn't affect you at all if 
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my house is covered in red and green
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and honestly it's kind of dumb 
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that it offends you so you can go 
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suck my ween


[Verse 2]

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I posted a photo of my Christmas 
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wreath I covered it with tinsel and
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 tulle
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Are you insane it is just 
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November so stop trying to be cool
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How do you like my Christmas 
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scarf? I made it with sparkly yarn
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What the he'll it's not even 
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December yet go calm your farm 
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(What?)
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I love walking around in public 
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in my cute little Santa hat
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What about the people who dont 
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even celebrate Christmas, have you 
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ever thought about that? (Nope)


[Chorus]

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It makes me happy to have 
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Christmas lights and garland 
everywhere
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I'm all smiles so say what you 
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want cause I don't really care
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It doesn't affect you at all if 
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my house is covered in red and green
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and honestly it's kind of dumb 
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that it offends you so you can go 
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suck my ween

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Go suck my weeeeeeeeeeeeen if you 
don't like my Christmas tree
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Go suck my weeeeeeeeeeeeen if you 
think I decorate to early
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Go suck my weeeeeeeeeeeeen if you 
don't like my Christmas glee
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Go suck my weeeeeeeeeeeeen cause 
Christmas makes me happy