F
I still remember third of December
Am
Me in your sweater

You said it looked better
   Dm
On me than it did you
                 Bb
Only if you knew how much I liked you
    Bbm
But I watch your eyes as she

 F
Walks by
                  Am                        Dm
What a sight for sore eyes, brighter than a blue sky
                  Bb           Bbm
She's got you mesmerized while I die

F
Why would you ever kiss me?
    Am
I'm not even half as pretty
    Dm
You gave her your sweater, it's just polyester
    Bb
But you like her better
 Bbm
(Wish I were Heather)

F
Watch as she stands with her holding your hand
         Am
Put your arm 'round her shoulder, now I'm getting colder
    Dm
But how could I hate her? She's such an angel
Bb                    Bbm
But then again, kinda wish she were dead as she

F
Walks by
                 Am                         Dm
What a sight for sore eyes, brighter than a blue sky
                 Bb           Bbm
She's got you mesmerized while I die

F
Why would you ever kiss me?
    Am
I'm not even half as pretty
    Dm
You gave her your sweater, it's just polyester
    Bb
But you like her better
  Bbm
I wish I were Heather


F   Am
Uh, oh

I wish I were Heather
Dm   Bb
Oh,  oh
   Bbm
I wish I were Heather

F
Why would you ever kiss me?
    Am
I'm not even half as pretty
    Dm
You gave her your sweater, it's just polyester
    Bb
But you like her better
       Bbm
Wish I were