C
I still remember third of December
Em
Me in your sweater
You said it looked better
Am
On me than it did you
F
Only if you knew how much I liked you
Fm
But I watch your eyes as she
C
Walks by
Em Am
What a sight for sore eyes, brighter than a blue sky
F Fm
She's got you mesmerized while I die
C
Why would you ever kiss me?
Em
I'm not even half as pretty
Am
You gave her your sweater, it's just polyester
F
But you like her better
Fm
(Wish I were Heather)
C
Watch as she stands with her holding your hand
Em
Put your arm 'round her shoulder, now I'm getting colder
Am
But how could I hate her? She's such an angel
F Fm
But then again, kinda wish she were dead as she
C
Walks by
Em Dm
What a sight for sore eyes, brighter than a blue sky
F Fm
She's got you mesmerized while I die
C
Why would you ever kiss me?
Em
I'm not even half as pretty
Am
You gave her your sweater, it's just polyester
F
But you like her better
Fm
I wish I were Heather
C Em
Uh, oh
I wish I were Heather
Am F
Oh, oh
Fm
I wish I were Heather
C
Why would you ever kiss me?
Em
I'm not even half as pretty
Am
You gave her your sweater, it's just polyester
F
But you like her better
Fm
Wish I were
