F
I still remember third of December
Am
Me in your sweater
You said it looked better
Dm
On me than it did you
Bb
Only if you knew how much I liked you
Bbm
But I watch your eyes as she
F
Walks by
Am Dm
What a sight for sore eyes, brighter than a blue sky
Bb Bbm
She's got you mesmerized while I die
F
Why would you ever kiss me?
Am
I'm not even half as pretty
Dm
You gave her your sweater, it's just polyester
Bb
But you like her better
Bbm
(Wish I were Heather)
F
Watch as she stands with her holding your hand
Am
Put your arm 'round her shoulder, now I'm getting colder
Dm
But how could I hate her? She's such an angel
Bb Bbm
But then again, kinda wish she were dead as she
F
Walks by
Am Dm
What a sight for sore eyes, brighter than a blue sky
Bb Bbm
She's got you mesmerized while I die
F
Why would you ever kiss me?
Am
I'm not even half as pretty
Dm
You gave her your sweater, it's just polyester
Bb
But you like her better
Bbm
I wish I were Heather
F Am
Uh, oh
I wish I were Heather
Dm Bb
Oh, oh
Bbm
I wish I were Heather
F
Why would you ever kiss me?
Am
I'm not even half as pretty
Dm
You gave her your sweater, it's just polyester
Bb
But you like her better
Bbm
Wish I were
