Job Song

Excuse me I beg your pardon?
Nah, wha-wait hold up hold up hold up hold up
Bitch you don't
I don't get paid enough for you to be talkin' to me like that
Straight up and down
I don't feel like standing by the fucking front door, alright?
You know what? Matter fact, a year from now
When you at home on your only day off and you watchin' UPN
You see me come up there and get my motherfuckin award
Tell yo' kids I said

How'd I get stuck in a dead-end job when I can rap
But of course my bill collectors they ain't tryna hear that
Matter fact they askin' Dexter when I plan to pay back
On that long line of credit that they lent me way back
Way back, way back, at the turn of the century
The notice they sent to me is sayin' essentially
If I don't pay that balance off along with a extra fee
Penitentiary or criminal charges
Probably soon to follow if you dare disregard this
And that got me nauseous, and feelin' precautious
Cause the fruits of my labor, ain't barin' no harvest
At least as a artist cause AT LEAST as a artist
You become whoever when your time get the hardest
But who you 'sposed to call when they all think you garbage
And figured that you washed up, damn they so heartless
Cause when I called the office they act stiffer than starches

And this just ain't where I'm 'sposed to be
This just ain't where I'm 'sposed to be
This just ain't where I'm 'sposed to be
This just ain't where I'm 'sposed to be
Cause this just ain't where I'm 'sposed to be
This just ain't where I'm 'sposed to be
This just ain't where I'm 'sposed to be
This just ain't, this just ain't

Man... I gotta make my next move my best move
Cause there ain't no food in the fridge son what you doin?!
C'mon son, we can't be, son we can't be out there like that
The hoes ain't even checking for us no more
Son what's really good

Now I'm in a situation that I can't pacify
So I'm lookin' through the papers skimmin' through the classifieds
When I see an opportunity that can't pass me by
That I can get the job if I give this class a try
Put my pride to the side, go get a 9 to 5
Cause livin' check to check's the only way that I survive
But yo they sorta lied cause the lead's certified
It take more than shirts and ties for the course that they provide
But the course they would provide, a means of employment
Which is basically a job that I'll soon be annoyed with
So this unemployment is now subject to change
'Cause I'm on these interviews and I'm runnin' my game
And I'm bein' interviewed by my government name
And I'm Ollie out the crew that we one and the same
So for now I'm out the game and far away from recordin'
'Cause they left a message sayin' that I start Monday mornin'

Hello, this is OCS callin' for Dexter Mills
Dexter, we have work for you on Monday mornin'
At our Banana Republic, on Broadway and Spring Street in Lower Manhattan
You are to be there at ten o'clock in the mornin'
Please call us back and let us know your availability
Have a good day