Brush P.S.A.

Now kiddies it's bedtime, you know what that means?
I gotta take out the trash?
No silly it's time to brush your teeth!

Scram to the bathroom, water in the cup
moisten the toothbrush, you know whats up
crest, colgate, aquafresh
straight across the bristles, nothing less
now side to side, can't stop, won't stop
hit her from the front, hit her from the back
hit her from an angle if you got it like that
girls love it if you got it like that
fresh brushed she'll think your a genius
impressed she might touch your
common please let me get a kiss
don't be tease be a proper miss
oral b girls rock it steady
pump or squeeze, are you ready
lets fight tooth decay
let's floss everyday
back and forth no gum diseases
brush those fronts just like jesus
back from the dentist, then he gets this
no cavities, pump that fist
back and forth, forth and back
jungle mike says, "plack is whack"
this just in, brush your teeth,

think of all the candy you can eat

brush back

jungle mike with the candy rap

okay, they tell you to brush like a million times
but fuck that I'd like you to meet some friends of mine

I call them push pop, ray pop low pop spree
nominate one and good to plantie
cigarette gum, gum tape and nerds
gobstoppers
starburst, laffy taffies, bazooka joe fish
swedish fish
candy canes
gummy bers, oh gummy bers
he's the pixxie sticks
tooties rolls dreams ya'll, like how many licks?
red hots, m&m's gobstoppers
laffy taffies, bazooka joe bliss
a whole bag of candies for those swedish fish
forever mints, candy canes, merry christmas
licorice the holy ones, on your shitlist
sugar daddies
6 licks and your peppermint pansies
oh your teeth will put up a good fight
jaw breakers
blow bubbles you got the hubba bubba
soda and poprocks got me in trouble
no charlston chew,peanut chew
marry janes

candy bar nation, can't forget you
cavity pornstars you know how we do
brush p.s.a, promise the tooth decay,
have a nice day

brush back