Now kiddies it's bedtime, you know what that means? I gotta take out the trash? No silly it's time to brush your teeth! Scram to the bathroom, water in the cup moisten the toothbrush, you know whats up crest, colgate, aquafresh straight across the bristles, nothing less now side to side, can't stop, won't stop hit her from the front, hit her from the back hit her from an angle if you got it like that girls love it if you got it like that fresh brushed she'll think your a genius impressed she might touch your common please let me get a kiss don't be tease be a proper miss oral b girls rock it steady pump or squeeze, are you ready lets fight tooth decay let's floss everyday back and forth no gum diseases brush those fronts just like jesus back from the dentist, then he gets this no cavities, pump that fist back and forth, forth and back jungle mike says, "plack is whack" this just in, brush your teeth, think of all the candy you can eat brush back jungle mike with the candy rap okay, they tell you to brush like a million times but fuck that I'd like you to meet some friends of mine I call them push pop, ray pop low pop spree nominate one and good to plantie cigarette gum, gum tape and nerds gobstoppers starburst, laffy taffies, bazooka joe fish swedish fish candy canes gummy bers, oh gummy bers he's the pixxie sticks tooties rolls dreams ya'll, like how many licks? red hots, m&m's gobstoppers laffy taffies, bazooka joe bliss a whole bag of candies for those swedish fish forever mints, candy canes, merry christmas licorice the holy ones, on your shitlist sugar daddies 6 licks and your peppermint pansies oh your teeth will put up a good fight jaw breakers blow bubbles you got the hubba bubba soda and poprocks got me in trouble no charlston chew,peanut chew marry janes candy bar nation, can't forget you cavity pornstars you know how we do brush p.s.a, promise the tooth decay, have a nice day brush back