Grizzly Bear Blues

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Should I run or should I stand? It's
 an old debate
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'Cause sometimes it's a bluff 
charge, and sometimes it ain't.
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Can they run down hill? Can they 
climb a tree?
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Maybe that's just black bears, I 
can't remember, hmm, let's see!
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Should I shut up or should I shout 
And maybe try and scare him off?
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Or will pretty much most anything I 
do just piss him off?
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In the end it doesn't matter What 
you choose to do of course
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When 800 pounds of Grizzly Bear 
Outruns a Quarter Horse

[Chorus]
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Well them old grizzly blues
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Got me kinda confused
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As to just what to do
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About them bears.
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Yeah them old Grizzly blues
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Got some conflicting views
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And not too much good news
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About them bears.

[Verse 2]
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Well I think I read it someplace, 
'They kill only what they eat'
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So I fumbled through that guidebook 
Just how often do they eat meat?
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Somebody find some matches, Let's do
 a study of some kind.
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We'll make it scientific, And let's 
see what we can find.
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Cause he looks almost friendly, With
 that Easy Amblin' Gait.
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But when he decides he's hungry it 
makes me wanna hibernate!

[Verse 3]
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Well them old grizzly blues
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Got me kinda confused
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As to just what to do
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About them bears.
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Yeah them old Grizzly blues
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Got some conflicting views
D#                    C#
And not too much good news
           B      E
About them bears.

[Verse  4]
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We've all heard that old chesnut, 
You don't outrun the Grizz'
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You just outrun your slowest Buddy, 
Whoever that guy is.
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That cub you found's Adorable He' 
cute yes I agree.
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There's only one thing missing And 
that's Mama, where is she?

[Solo]
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[Bridge]
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They'll dig up them horses They 
smell 20 Miles away.
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Tommy* Said it happened On the 
ranch, Just this way.
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Now I'm all for conservation I said 
protect the kitchen sink
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But this bear don't seem endangered,
 It might be me that goes extinct!

[Chorus]
G
Well them old grizzly blues
F
Got me kinda confused
G
As to just what to do
           F
About them bears.
G
Yeah them old Grizzly blues
F
Got some conflicting views
D#                    C#
And not too much good news
           B      E
About them bears.