E|--3-------------------------2----------------|
B|--3------------1------------3-------------2--|
G|----------------------------2-------------2--|
D|---------------2--------------------------2--|
A|--2------------3-----------------------------|
E|--3------------------------------------------|

This is the intro I figured out by ear. Pretty good if you ask me.

E|------------22222222------| ------------2222--------|
B|------------33333333------| ------------3333--------|
G|------------22222222------| X3      ------------2222--------|
D|--------0h2---------------| --------0h2------0------|
A|---0h23-------------------| ---0h23------------320--|
E|-3------------------------| -3----------------------|


This is the main part of the song:

         G                      C                      D
Chorus:  chev got stuck and the ford got stuck,got the chev unstuck then
             G                                              A
         the dodge showed up,but the dodge got stuck in the tractor rut
                                        D
         which evetually pulled out the ford....with some difficulty

     G                         C                      D                  more rain than
seen for a thousand years caused financial joys and
                   G                     C                     D
biblical fears, it caused some smiles it caused some tears but more

to the point of our story,
        G                 C                      D
For the first time in the collective memory that old brown prarie that had
                G                C      D
been so dry for so long was very muddy, boggy and sticky,
          G                     C                     D
We'd pull one truck out and get another stuck in, and motors would roar and
                       G               C                      D
tires would spin, we'd sink right down,down to the diff, we'd all take
                            G                         C
turns and do it again, till no one could move we call one more friend,
     D                                         G,C,D
come on out here we need ya, bring yer truck,


Chorus

         G                        C                  D
I got me stuck in the mud so as I couldn't rehearse, Chavez too has missed
          G             C                      D
his work, Richie he now fears the worst, stood up his ex-wife she called
                      G                          C            D
him a jerk, of course Holdman didn't have nothin better to do, except wrench


Chorus

       G                    C                      D
it was truck after truck we all got stuck cept the big old 4x hudderide
      G                       C                   D
truck, we all thought boy are we in luck but he wouldn't come anywhere
                         G             C        D
near us......mighty neighbourly......mighty neighbourly,
            G                      C                        D
So we used alot of our backs and a little of our brains, we jacked up
                                         G               C
the jacks and snugged up the the chains, we all did our very best to refrain
    D                        G                  C
from shovellin, We put what timber we had underneath the wheels, and we was
D                                        G                 C
all outta sand we managed to steal, two sacks of the best modern canolla
         D
seed ya ever did see, that oughta give us some traction


Chorus

                         G                    C                      D
Epilouge...we spilled genetically modified canolla seed that was genetically
                                            G                  C
modified for controlling the weeds, and for big old yields and margin oil,
       D                                        G             C
raised hell all over that native prarie soil.....agriculture canada is
  D                               G
definetly gonna be lookin for us.........ha ha ha