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Hohohoho
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Riff 1:

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Riff 2:

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Riff 3:

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(riff 1) durante a musica e em 
outros acordes

G                     (riff 2)      
There ain't nothing more depressing 
      G
then a pine tree,
G                  (riff 2)      
Gussied up with candie canes and 
G
balls
G
Those carolers kept me up for hours
A                                 
It's merry christmas seeping 
    D    (riff 2)
through my walls
G                    C   D      
No i'm not wicking calmy nut or 
    G
nothing
G                                 
But there is one damn holiday that
         C
 i can't stand
C                      G/B       
It ain't halloween or 
        G          Em
thanksgiving or even april fools
A                        D       
But it will sure make a fool 
         G
outta every man

C D G
Ha!

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If i ain't drunk then it ain't 
     C
christmas
You know where to stick those jingle
   G       C D
 bells
G                              D
If i ain't hammerd it ain't hanukkah
Then all you motherfuckers go to 
 G      C D
hell
G                             
If i ain't cocked then it ain't 
    C
kwanzaa
                              G    
Joy to the world and jacking coats
  C D

G                            
If i ain't drunk then it ain't 
  D
christmas
C (pausa)
If i ain't anything but broke
( G  D  G )


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(Riff 1)

G                     C     D   
Now every year the malls are 
     G
just a madhouse
G              C       D   
Full of empty pocket stops and 
      G
smiles
C                               
Just the smell of eggnog makes me 
   G       Em
vomit
A                                 
And those colored lights are 
     D      (riff 2)
fucking infintiel
G              C        D       G
I think we, collectivley as people
G                      (riff 3)     
Should rise against this coorperate 
     C
jolly noise
C                      G/B       
And tell the world, let's buy 
             G          Em
some peace and quite for a change
A                  D             
Before we spend it all on fucking
   G
 toys

C D G
Ha!

(pausa)                        C
So, If i ain't drunk then it aint 
christmas
You know where to stick those jingle
   G       C D
 bells
G                          D
If i aint hammerd it aint hanukkah
C (pausa)                 G      C D
Fa lalalala go fuck yourself!
G                             
If i ain't cocked then it ain't 
   C
kwanzaa
                              G    
Joy to the world and gettin' stoned
  C D

G                            
If i ain't drunk then it ain't 
     D
christmas
C (deixe soar)                      
       G
So leave these god damn screws the 
fuck alone!
( G  D  G G/F# G )


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Merry fucking christmas!
Hi simon!