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Hohohoho
C G D G
Riff 1:
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E|----3-X-3-X-3-X-3------| 


Riff 2:
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Riff 3:
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(riff 1) durante a musica e em outros acordes

G                     (riff 2)            G
There ain't nothing more depressing then a pine tree,
G                  (riff 2)      G
Gussied up with candie canes and balls
G
Those carolers kept me up for hours
A                                     D    (riff 2)
It's merry christmas seeping through my walls
G                    C   D          G
No i'm not wicking calmy nut or nothing
G                                          C
But there is one damn holiday that i can't stand
C                      G/B               G          Em
It ain't halloween or thanksgiving or even april fools
A                        D                G
But it will sure make a fool outta every man

C D G
Ha!

                                    C
If i ain't drunk then it ain't christmas
                                       G       C D
You know where to stick those jingle bells
G                              D
If i ain't hammerd it ain't hanukkah
                                  G      C D
Then all you motherfuckers go to hell
G                                 C
If i ain't cocked then it ain't kwanzaa
                              G      C D
Joy to the world and jacking coats
G                              D
If i ain't drunk then it ain't christmas
C (pausa)
If i ain't anything but broke
( G  D  G )

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(Riff 1)

G                     C     D        G
Now every year the malls are just a madhouse
G              C       D         G
Full of empty pocket stops and smiles
C                                  G       Em
Just the smell of eggnog makes me vomit
A                                      D      (riff 2)
And those colored lights are fucking infintiel
G              C        D       G
I think we, collectivley as people
G                      (riff 3)          C
Should rise against this coorperate jolly noise
C                      G/B                    G          Em
And tell the world, let's buy some peace and quite for a change
A                  D                G
Before we spend it all on fucking toys

C D G
Ha!

(pausa)                        C
So, If i ain't drunk then it aint christmas
                                       G       C D
You know where to stick those jingle bells
G                          D
If i aint hammerd it aint hanukkah
C (pausa)                 G      C D
Fa lalalala go fuck yourself!
G                                C
If i ain't cocked then it ain't kwanzaa
                              G      C D
Joy to the world and gettin' stoned
G                                 D
If i ain't drunk then it ain't christmas
C (deixe soar)                             G
So leave these god damn screws the fuck alone!
( G  D  G G/F# G )

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Merry fucking christmas!
Hi simon!