Janitor

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Lives down by the furnace
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Janitor, Janitor
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And he makes the young kids nervous
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Janitor, Janitor
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He tells everybody to call him Tony,
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But he smells like oil, and his ass is mouldy.
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Janitor, Janitor
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He’s not a lot of charms
Janitor, Janitor
Like the prison tattoos on his arms
Janitor, Janitor
He cleans the bathrooms tells dirty jokes,
He dresses like a woman and rolls his own smokes,
He’s the Janitor, Janitor
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One day I want to be like him
Janitor, Janitor
Masturbating while I clean the gym
Janitor, Janitor
I think it must be a really nice life,
Cleaning your nails with a hunting knife,
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Being stained yellow, the rest of your life
Janitor, Janitor