Scotland The Brave Humorous
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G Land o' the purple heather, land o' the dirty weather,C G land where the midges gaither,D D7 Scotland the Brave.G Land o' the barmy army, Andy Capp and Saturday sannies,C G land where they sell theirD G grannies, Scotland the Brave. [Verse]D Used to say in faither's day, youG could hear the bagpipes play,Em D but now you hear the regal tonesA7 D7 o' Elton John and The Rolling Stones.G Land that is full o' stinkers, tattooed moos and VP drinkers.C G D whisky put a lot o' stinkers,G into Scottish graves.Continues after the ad[Verse]G Land that is full o' skivers, comic singers, deep sea divers,C G tunnocks tea cakes and irn bru,D D7 Scotland the Brave.G Land o' the brutal Bobbies, councillors wi' part-time jobbies,C G architects wi' paying hobbies,D G Scotland the Brave. [Verse]D The tourists come here every yearG to see all our historic gear,Em D but all they see is loads o'A7 navvies, high rise flats wi'D7 concrete lavvies.G Land o' the artic' lorries, Andy Stewart and the Corries,C G land where everybody borries,D G Scotland the Brave. [Verse]G Land o' the Kilt and Sporran, underneath, there's nothin' worn !C G How I wish the wind was warm !D D7 Scotland the Brave.G I must admit it's pretty gruesome, walking about wi' your frozen twosome,C G it's all we've got, we mustn'tD G lose 'em, Scotland the Brave [Verse]D Conservatives try to assure us,G Labour's hard-put to endure us,Em the Kirk puts curbs on ourD A7 enjoyment, Government makesD7 unemployment.G Never mind, the day is near, when independence will be here,C G we'll drink a toast in Younger'sD G beer to Scotland the Brave !