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Verse:
D (Dmaj7) D
When I'm watching TV,
Bm7A
The girls are all I see,
D
They're singing and dancing and acting and modelling,
GA
None of them would look at me.
D
If I went to Jessica Simpson,
Bm7A
She'd think I was an ignoramus,
D
And if I tried to talk to Cameron Diaz,
GA
She'd say "get lost boy, I'm famous!"
D
All the women 'round here,
Bm7A
Have BO or they have rolls,
D
and some lucky bloke right now,
GA
is probably hugging Beyonce Knowles.
Pre-Chorus:
G
If I had Jessica Alba's number,
A
I'd call her right up,
GAD
and I'd ask her what she's doing at half past three,
GABm7
and then I'd ask her if she'd marry me,
G
If I had Jessica Alba's number,
A
I'd be the luckiest guy in the world,
GAD
I'd be the luckiest guy in the universe,
GABm7
And then some dick would try to steal her purse,
Gmaj7
So I'd smack him in the head with my mobile phone and I'd say,
A
"Hey mister, leave Jessie alone!"
Chorus:
GAD
If I had Jessica Alba's number,
GABm7
If I had Jessica Alba's number,
GAD
If I had Jessica Alba's number,
GABm7
If I had Jessica Alba's number,
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Verse 2:
D (Dsus2)
Fit girls getting shot in films,
Bm7A
I'm always into ya'z,
D
I'd like to go see Toy Story 2,
GA
With just me and Britney Spears,
D
And then she'd say "Hit me baby one more time" and I'd say,
Bm7A
"No way Britney, Domestic Violence is a crime",
D
I like the one from Showgirls,
GA
When she's dancing 'round those poles,
D
Or the really, really fit one,
Bm7A
Who sings in the Pussycat Dolls.
D
I've nearly got a moustache,
B7sus4A
And they still wouldnt talk to me,
D
Kate Winslet naked in Titanic,
G6A
Or the lesbian from the OC.
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& Chorus
G~~ GGdimA
Outro:
GAD
If I had Jennifer Lopez's number,
GAD
Or Kate Nash's Number,
GAD
Or the girl who was in Transformers' number,
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Or Jessica Alba's number...