Tricky Dicky

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Late last night I was watchin'  the tube,
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When I saw the most incredible thing,
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They built a new mechanical man,
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Looked just like a human being.
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I started to become terrified, Good God it was makin' me sick,
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And then I began to realize, it was no one but Tricky Dick.

[chorus]
            G                                             D
Yes, it was Tricky Dicky from Yorba Linda, hip hip hip hurrah !
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Tricky Dicky from Yorba Linda, hip hip hip hurrah !
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He walks and he talks, he smiles, he frowns, he does what a human can,
                         G     Em         A       D       G
It was Tricky Dicky from Yorba Linda, the genuine plastic man.

[verse]
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There is no “can't”  in American,
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Or so we once could say,
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But now our boys won't fight no more to bring us victory.
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Where are the mountain majesties above the fruited plains ?
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Who will come to lead us in our hour  of  pain ?

[chorus]
            G                                             D
Why, it was Tricky Dicky from Yorba Linda, hip hip hip hurrah !
                               D7             G
Tricky Dicky from Yorba Linda, hip hip hip hurrah !
                                                                  C
He walks and he talks, he smiles, he frowns, he does what a human can,
                         G     Em         A       D       G
It was Tricky Dicky from Yorba Linda, the genuine plastic man.

[verse]
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Oh my God, it's terrible here in the U.S.A.,
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The water's polluted, the economy's crashing,
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Can't  someone save the day ?
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The war keeps going on and on, and the kids won't respect the cops,
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It's even said that God is dead, when will it ever stop ?

[chorus]
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Well, it was Tricky Dicky from Yorba Linda, hip hip hip hurrah !
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Tricky Dicky from Yorba Linda, hip hip hip hurrah !
                                                                  C
He walks and he talks, he smiles, he frowns, he does what a human can,
                         G     Em         A       D       G
It was Tricky Dicky from Yorba Linda, the genuine plastic man.

[verse]
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And across the garbaged highways, from the oil-drenched plains,
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Now we'll see a victory, America shall rise again.
G
Pass the word that the buffalo heard,
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To the home of the free and the brave,
                       G     Em     A       D      G
It's Tricky Dicky from Yorba Linda, hip hip hip hurrah !

[chorus]
            G                                             D
Why, it was Tricky Dicky from Yorba Linda, hip hip hip hurrah !
                               D7             G
Tricky Dicky from Yorba Linda, hip hip hip hurrah !
                                                                  C
He walks and he talks, he smiles, he frowns, he does what a human can,
                         G     Em         A       D       G
It was Tricky Dicky from Yorba Linda, the genuine plastic man.

[outro]
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Oh yeah, the genuine plastic man.        x3