G Late last night I was watchin' the tube, D When I saw the most incredible thing, D They built a new mechanical man, D7 G Looked just like a human being. C I started to become terrified, Good God it was makin' me sick, G Em A D G And then I began to realize, it was no one but Tricky Dick. [chorus] G D Yes, it was Tricky Dicky from Yorba Linda, hip hip hip hurrah ! D7 G Tricky Dicky from Yorba Linda, hip hip hip hurrah ! C He walks and he talks, he smiles, he frowns, he does what a human can, G Em A D G It was Tricky Dicky from Yorba Linda, the genuine plastic man. [verse] G There is no “can't” in American, D Or so we once could say, D7 G But now our boys won't fight no more to bring us victory. C Where are the mountain majesties above the fruited plains ? G Em A D G Who will come to lead us in our hour of pain ? [chorus] G D Why, it was Tricky Dicky from Yorba Linda, hip hip hip hurrah ! D7 G Tricky Dicky from Yorba Linda, hip hip hip hurrah ! C He walks and he talks, he smiles, he frowns, he does what a human can, G Em A D G It was Tricky Dicky from Yorba Linda, the genuine plastic man. [verse] G D Oh my God, it's terrible here in the U.S.A., D The water's polluted, the economy's crashing, D7 G Can't someone save the day ? C The war keeps going on and on, and the kids won't respect the cops, G Em A D G It's even said that God is dead, when will it ever stop ? [chorus] G D Well, it was Tricky Dicky from Yorba Linda, hip hip hip hurrah ! D7 G Tricky Dicky from Yorba Linda, hip hip hip hurrah ! C He walks and he talks, he smiles, he frowns, he does what a human can, G Em A D G It was Tricky Dicky from Yorba Linda, the genuine plastic man. [verse] G D And across the garbaged highways, from the oil-drenched plains, D7 G Now we'll see a victory, America shall rise again. G Pass the word that the buffalo heard, C To the home of the free and the brave, G Em A D G It's Tricky Dicky from Yorba Linda, hip hip hip hurrah ! [chorus] G D Why, it was Tricky Dicky from Yorba Linda, hip hip hip hurrah ! D7 G Tricky Dicky from Yorba Linda, hip hip hip hurrah ! C He walks and he talks, he smiles, he frowns, he does what a human can, G Em A D G It was Tricky Dicky from Yorba Linda, the genuine plastic man. [outro] Em A D G Oh yeah, the genuine plastic man. x3